Help - we've been robbed officer!

Wintertime, being as it is, means most of the family have gone north to soak up the summer sun leaving me (Home alone,again) to keep an eye on things.

So yesterday I decided to look in on Gina & Martins ailing Peace Lilly. Well, didn't I managed to set the burglar alarm off as I went in, you wouldn't believe the noise! I fully expected to be set upon by fierce neighbors wielding large sticks, or at least the local Khandallah policemen, truncheon in hand, flailing his way toward the door, but no। Just, 'turn that bloody noise down will ya'!!!!

Oh well, at least neighborhood watch is a good idea in principle!